'MADONNAS TOUGH' LOVE
MATERIAL GIRL GETS REAL 'PAGE 12'
Someone must have a new album to promote. Madonna has been opening her mouth alot lately, this time talking about the challenges of being a multimillionaire entertainer/working mom. Apparently her kids (Lourdes, 11, Rocco, 7 and adopted David Banda, 2) have been pinin for a "normal mom.". "I just remind them about all the things that they have, " Madge told BBC Radio. "Usually that shuts them up." Take note, moms of the world. All you have to do is figure out what will shut those annoying brats up, and you'll be all set. She also took a moment to psychoanalyze failed Madonna emulator Britney Spears. So, Prof. Madge, why has Brit-Brit had so many troubles lately? "She's been watched, judged and been under a microscope since she 's been a teenager. It's hard to evolve that way." True dat. And it has nothing at all to do with the trauma caused by making out with you at the VMAs a few years ago.
by Ned Erhbar (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Transcribed by Madonnasworld. for Madonnasworld Readers
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