Madonna can't cook toast properly

Top diva Madonna may not be such a material girl after all, after it
was revealed the superstar cooks - and burns - her own toast.

Yes, the hap-hazard star’s culinary failures were told to Metro by
her wedding ring designer, celebrity jeweller Stephen Webster, at the
GQ Awards dinner table.

‘I went to Guy and Madonna’s house to discuss how they would like
the ring designs. I was let in and lead to the top of some stairs’ told
Webster.

‘Suddenly smoke started rising up and I thought s*** is this how Madonna enters a room?’

‘Madge then came running up and said ‘F*** I’ve just burnt the toast.’

The designer also said he was worried that his fancy rings would
leave the public camera lenses with news of a rift between the singer
and husband Guy Ritchie.

He also held his breathe over Cheryl and Ashley Cole’s marriage woes, who he also designed rings for.

source: METRO UK