The flamboyant singer failed to make an impression on the Queen of Pop when he joined Madge on her table at an Oscars after-party.
Mika admits he stayed silent for the duration because he wasn't up for sharing details of his private life with the chart heavyweight.
He confessed: "I'm not a socialite. My private life belongs to me only. Add to that the fact that I'm really shy.
"During an Oscar after-party, I made a poor figure with Madonna.
"I was sitting at the same table with her and CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN, but I was too shy to say even one word.
"I wonder what she might have thought about me."
Not an awful lot, I'd imagine.