MADONNA'S toyboy lover found himself dumped in the street by the queen of pop.
In what may well be a taste of things to come for Brahim Zaibat, Madge sped off without him after a night in London.
But luckily for him, it wasn't a humiliating put-down – it was a "misunderstanding".
During the hoo-hah to get her into their Jag after a night at Aura, Brahim desperately tried to get in and park his cute little tush beside Madge's.
But security slammed the door and drove off, leaving the poor ickle 24-year-old break dancer shivering in the cold.
Fortunately, after about 15 yards – probably the longest 15 yards of Brahim's life – Madonna realised she'd forgotten something.
My favourite codger (after Katie Waissel's nan) had hosted the night, where pro dancers auditioned to catch her eye in the middle of the dance floor. But I was more interested in the moves going on in VIP, where Madge sat her fella down and performed her own creaky lapdance for him.
To the strains of her song La Isla Bonita – played by her own DJ, naturally – she flexed her muscly arms and squatted her 52-year-old body up and down in front of the blushing young Frenchman. Dragging him up to dance for Nelly's Ride Wit Me, she threw him against the wall and grinded against his body.
Fortunately, she didn't crack a hip, and later shuffled over to tell us all about him, saying: "It's going really well!"
He's certainly well trained. At one point, he nipped behind the bar to rustle her up a replacement Martini after her original wasn't strong enough.
Madonna picked up the £12,000 bar tab, and she plans to pump even more money into the place by buying a stake in the Aura chain, with plans to launch globally.
The Mayfair haunt is a stone's throw from her ex Guy Ritchie's Punchbowl pub. I bet he's seen her momentarily misplace her Bra on many an occasion...