Their dysfunctional little family unit, where bickering is replaced with a great noir-ish rapid-fire wit-battles, is threatened by the introduction of Madonna's Breathless Mahoney is more femme fatale than I remembered, with some truly filthy double entendres. I mean, there's literally one where Tracy thinks Tess is at the door and asks what kind of ice cream she got and when he opens the door there's Madonna with a smile and a "Fresh peach… and it's starting to drip." No shit! That's the filthiest thing I've ever heard! This is a kid's movie!
Not to mention you clearly, CLEARLY see Madonna's nipples the first time Tracy goes backstage at The Ritz. There's even a medium shot and there they are, poking through the transparent mesh she's wearing… clear as crystal.
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